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I have taken over William's blog.

First order of business.
We have got to fix the delay in the posting. I looked on here and he hasn't posted (I have a text message) within the same week in any of his posts. Trust me, you don't really need to go check...I already told you it's true.
Anyway's, he has agreed to publicly announce (and this is his announcement) to post on his blog 8 times a week. (another text message). Which means that you can expect a new blog post every day and on Sundays twice a day. William tells me that it takes him over an hour to write a blog because he get's distracted. That means he is going to figure something out because I don't think he can find that much free time during college. But don't worry. He will be posting 8 times a week, he promised me.

Second.
He plans on changing the theme once a month. That's not often, but at least I won't have to stare at the same image every time I get on to find that he hasn't updated his blog. (I don't have a text) It's a double pathetic.

Third.
I have writer's block so there isn't going to be a third.

Fourth.
He says I can steal a file or two off of his computer, but I don't have any way of copying it right now...so I am just stealing his computer, so he might have trouble updating his blog 8 times a week until after Christmas break (he will be pardoned during this period)

Fifth (and final).
If William fails to post 8 times in one week, he has agreed to do a green-freindly punishment that is selected for him by the first one to comment on his failed attempt. (Punishment examples recycling, picking up trash at the park, and baking cookies for me)